Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Tank For Kohler K-4321

Bear Mountain (I) Pessimism and pessimistic

Last updated: 12/05/2007
BEAR MOUNTAIN

Nobody likes going to the doctor! It was not surprising that the threshold of the study of a specialist, an individual hands tremble, and inhale and exhale deeply and broadly. Instead
was surprised! He was conscious of being healthy in the manner of fish. He had done a complete check-up a month earlier, the private clinic of St. Gallen, and the visit scheduled for the 16:30 was purely a pretext. To be honest one hundred percent, had occurred to Ivan, only two days First, the revived symptoms of gastritis, the study had been to a gastroenterologist, would not have repelled a quick check. But the label did not allow doubts Cardiologist at your service.
Four and a half: "Come the next," Ivan breathes in, come in, breathe out. Environment sparse, minimalist-chic details, photographs and certificates on the wall, and sponsored many pens. There was also the purple and yellow Nexium ®, practically a work of art. The doctor however was pleasantly entered the room. It was a big man, but not an impressive annoying.
Ivan breaks the silence: "Professor Mengele?"
'Call me Joseph, boy, "laughed like Santa Claus or as many older people, and good fats. Check times, "Ivan?"
"Doctor," pause, "Joseph Mengele?" In the tone of an American who wakes up in the eighth century Britain.
The doctor laughs again. "Do not worry, I share two things with the mustache dottorone Nazi, and his mustache and love for Brazil."
"And the name," she corrects.
"Then there are three ', and a bit' upset pin something sull'agendina. It was probably this information.
"And the profession, make four."
Ivan, dell'inopportunità fetishist. Each second of awkward silence, the sweet cherry flavor tastes like. "Nothing, I know, experiments on humans, extermination of the Jews, etc.? "
" I am a man essentially harmless. " Then the placid figure of the doctor takes on the outlines of a legendary beast, the eyes of bronze, ivory daggers nails, tension and ecstatic shadowy memory of witchcraft rituals, screaming "T'amputo limbs," the voice of a Satan. Fly from the throne of hell, knuckles closed the hostile warrior instinct at the nostrils, blood! spurts, blood! Earth impregnated, or mother immense and severe!
"Boy, you really do not sense of humor," he cries filled the palm of his blood. "Help me to repair the breach."
"I do not touch him the nose is bloodied. " Orgasmic.
The curses of dr. Mengele drowned in crimson liquid that flows in streams again, and off the toilet . For a fraction of an hour Ivan is committed to drum rhythms Bossa Nova with the phalanges and to set a curious daguerreotype. Check
a nose packed in gauze. "I see you've noticed that old picture," but noted sounded more like with .
"To be precise it is a daguerreotype," that artist!, "Who is the man next to her?"
Mengele rose image melancholic eyes, dabbed his nose, he began, "What, boy, break, 'is a great man. " The voltage ascends second timing carefully calibrated, "That," suspense the apex, "is Don Diego de la Vega," Climax!, "The outlaw known as Zorro." Ivan
dismay, "there Zorro! It's like, 'so to speak Santa Claus, but is concerned that the doctor be to reveal his secret identity, "as the Flying Dutchman, William Tell, Homer!"
"Ignorant" is mocked, "The inauthenticity of William Tell is to be demonstrated. "
Cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo, the time it hits the grave every hour. "I remain ten minutes, Ivan, and still have not told me that what have you, "and indeed the next patient stepped on the sidewalk around the corner.
"Where the cuckoo comes out?", Rolled his neck in all directions, fearful and curious.
The doctor pulled out a pile of a ballpoint pen. "The pen-clock Aggrenox ®," triggering a button, "they sent me last week by Boehringer Ingelheim. The mailed in the corner, "Symptoms?".
Ivan's voice breaks slightly, his cheeks redden. "Dr. Mengele, I have heart palpitations," if it was just well thought out!, "Here, right here."
" Cor pulmonale , maybe. We will have to remove the organ in its totality. "
Funny, but Ivan was to continue the exposition. "Cor love rather 'passionate lyricism that!
"Please?", A pen in his hand and crushes Sensipar ®. The other
forcefully concludes, "I ask his daughter in marriage." It was the right way to go? A hint to continue, "Certainly, then hesitates, everything is ruined.
"If it's a joke, I", he would rudely dismissed from the office.
"It's all very true! I swear that I love, and "is prevented.
"Then it's okay. If indeed it approaches the holiday season that you do not have commitments, grateful unto me host you in my cabin on Bear Mountain, so as to deepen our relationship. " Quiet and monotonous, like its namesake Günzburg could, requiring injections of poisons in skin virginal.
Thus, a marriage s'aveva to do, that joy. "I do not know how to thank you, Dr. Mengele."
"named Joseph and accepting my invitation."
"And tell me, Joseph, can I take my four grandchildren?". Suddenly the doctor was buried under a dome of ice.
"How old are they?", Nervousness. Twelve, nine, seven and four, the response, so it was. "That's four years leave me."
"All right," Ivan impassive. S'accommiata, the last moments of their meeting made crystal grains of silica in a sealed bowl, drowned in a perfume colorless. The clock ticks ominously, fifty-nine zero one two, one two zero fifty-nine. Five and a half: "Come the next." One patient Morituri, Mengele's mind.
close of business.
"Barnardo, please, take this money. Go to the tailor, commissionagli winter clothes. It went in the alley of the artists, buy paint color of the marble. This Christmas I'll have to climb Mount Bear. "

End of the first episode

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Coldseal Door Repairs



As experience teaches godwit, knowingly write bad is more fun than writing well (especially when "Good" means "unintentional harm"). Not having received news of trends that go in this direction, mixed up among the thousands of post-modern past, the attempt is to address this brilliant insight into a poetic defined - a movement pessimistic.
Unfortunately, agree on the guiding principles of pessimism not have agreed - in effect - even on the degree of seriousness of the intention is complicated, and speeches by voice chat or just remains. We have a wonderful incipit for Manifesto, it goes like this:

A new specter is haunting the planet Earth, and this is one of pessimism, or the new literary movement we are going to launch very soon.

In addition to this practically nothing. I am writing this post so as reminder of the major issues remained unresolved.

1. Vs mediocrity. caricatures
In short, the world is full of mediocre-bad texts. You'll also want to be lawyers of "everything is art" (and more broadly of "we can not judge"), but in fact a ranking is inevitable, again without bothering to develop a theory of aesthetic judgments, it is easier - for now - take for granted that the bad and there is discernable.
Now, the pessimism is proposed to "deconstruct" the inability to writing, studying the styles and reuse. A first major problem that arises in the process of revision is: we must strive to emulate to recreate a mediocrity "realistic", creating texts in which the parodic intent is indiscernible without knowing the intent of the authors, or should exacerbate the bad, using systematically, in a caricatured, its constructs?

The first approach has increased its science and the ability to produce more usable texts (a pessimist could write knowingly indistinguishable from the original pulp literature, an audience that might appreciate). Conversely, it has the defect of being over-intellectualism: a text between "bad" and a text "pessimistic" there would be formally difference, this would lie all the intention of the author, being made purely in the abstract. It really needs, in addition, increase the presence of mediocre literature in the world?

On the other hand, the second approach is more fun and were more likely to yield new and original art. However, establishing a style "closed" based on the use of constant bad , might lead to a writing so contrived as to be implausible, dark, unreadable and all ' invention of new styles that no one truly use (although this could be considered an honor and a possible further development). Another danger would be bordering on parody, the exasperation of the style of a single author or group of authors.

2. Presumption / We are our audience?
The movement may appear pessimistic from the beginning a movement obnoxious, composed of young people from their arrogance have dedicated themselves to ridicule what they consider inferior writers, without ever having demonstrated, before being able to write well " normally. " Moreover, support to write badly on purpose will not be a way to mask a latent inability effective? What
- personally - moves me is the willingness to play with language in an original way, with no particular claim, but the image problem exists.

issues concerning this: the pessimism is clearly an elitist movement, will not be too elitist? You will not need to be at least aspiring writers to enjoy a text pessimistic?
should, I think, try to have fun with the subtleties of style and fun instead on other floors.
On the other hand, in general, the pessimism has really make sense, or is it another sterile intellectual play that can never make anything interesting literature? (Perhaps the most significant question: D)

3. Formal and material
pessimism pessimism pessimist
The plan must be limited to the stylistic and formal text or extend the content? What form and content will influence each other is inevitable, to some degree, but we must insist on this road for example by establishing (in the context of a narrative) through banal, full of holes, rambling, or write texts enjoyable beyond the form ?

The pessimist would then apply only to strictly artistic expressions of pessimism - the final product - and meanwhile develop a cooling-off "serious" parallel or even the poetic pessimist would be bad? The Manifesto of pessimism to be misspelled? This message that I'm writing, I should Starla writing bad? ( "You're doing )

4. New Horizons of pessimism
In opening the pessimistic guess I said that without wanting to explain the ugly. If on the other hand, hypothetically - not going to happen - the movement should have a serious development, stopping short of being the crap that has been so far, will sooner or later have to go to the root of the issue of bad .
Just to remember, in fact.

Sunday, February 10, 2008

Dvr 550h-s Pioneer Hdmi 16:9 Too Small

The duty hello

Let's see if after a failed attempt two years and I will be able to maintain a blog.

Saturday, February 9, 2008

Face Wash With No Alco

A fish with a human face

Last editing: 10.02.2008

The introduction

The impact is violent. Exoskeleton rock fragments, already consumed by friction on the surface, flying up to, say, like tens of kilometers or more (a considerable distance. considerable It is the least we can say that the event witness: it is more appropriate era, and: remarkable. That if the words were enough).
In summary, the fish Oannes coming back, and knowing it will be a comeback! Here he slips and splashes into the water of the Pacific, free of the armor that the embarrassment, the fins move smoothly. The star is reborn: I let myself be overwhelmed by emotion and gl'intono the ode that follows.

Here: Prencipe always beloved and revered,
Nerd and are foolish: / me erudite.
Spirit never buried, / cultured gentleman,
What little girl is the man: / me more.
Hexyl vessel guido, / Siim boatswain.
These were the verses in memory is lost over the millennia (in the original were anapaests, the translation is allowed some freedom).

Oannes projecting the two-faced head. "Thank you for your flattering song," (he is speaking to me!) "If I decide one day to possess the tangible value, we will give a solo horn of plenty, to refreshment."
And I, "Hosanna, sir, makes me honor."
"Similarly, if my verdict was: physical pain that is quite , fill you in agony."
And I, "Hosanna, sir, makes me honor."
analog amazing skill - for a man (not sure, in fact, a God).



*** "It's a strange tale," the child is smeared on the chair like a limp dummy.
"It's part of the classical repertoire Native American. Do not you like? "
" Do not tell me a story about Billy Complete Meal? "I had to guess, these kids today, he 's nothing that is not high-voltage plots, set in the Far West, and so on. But this western saga is amusing, then I reach for the book.
declamatory: 'You mean maybe Billy meal, outlaws and a man of honor, that in the most desolate prairies ... "(continued).
Before I lied. The Second Coming of Oannes is a strange story because it is not a fairy tale: it is the truth, and as before, alas, did not receptive audience. We know that people are willing to believe only in the improbable presence of a large number of healthy people who already believe. How do you form the first group? Or the phenomenon is good enough to advertise his show worthy (and Oannes is an inept media), or someone who tie their success to the miracle of faith will spread slowly, to different degrees of credibility.
I'm not that foolhardy to devote myself to the fish-man, but curious about the new generation would be fun and zero-banging enough.

a moment I close the book, and reopen on the title page: I have a few seconds before the little boy asks me to continue.

Abraham Mohammed Arcadi
Adventures in the Wild Billy West's "Complete Meal" outlaw
and honorable man, and his shoulder "cashew" Johnson
2005, Manutius publisher

I sense that the word is contamination. I do not want the good Arcadi, historical and geographical coordinates match after all, a bit 'of Oannes not invalidate the general sense of the work.