Thursday, January 4, 2007

Pattern For Fondant Ballet Slippers

Spending Italian

Dear readers of these pages funny insane (but then there will be some readers?? But .... chemmefrega)
Do you know when the supermarket outdated almost flying the produce department in fear of taking too much fiber and so do PLINPLIN or even worse, dissolve in a sea of \u200b\u200bPLONPLON? go to take shelter in safer dairy departments, showcases, fish, meat department and feel heartened to see things like Sofficini (the smoked ham and cheese, mushrooms, tomato and mozzarella, the eel, the endangered white rhino ), so those absurd breaded chicken on a stick that you eat, the hot dogs with ketchup already built (GMOs clearly!), the roast pig uncle Peppino a protected designation of origin (from whom?? of who you are afraid Uncle Peppino?? tell us!), immediately filled the carriage of such things .... hmmm ... tasty .... tasty .... hopelessly fried (because let's face it ... chiccavolo the heats in the oven? 8 liters of oil in frying pan and a nice teflon! that's what it takes!) ... then please, do not forget the milk .... need to grow and is good for bones, menopause does not help break down the femur, is nutritious, then if you throw a tub of dento Nesquick Syrup to go crazy from the amazing benefits of this concentrated bolus of delight ... And we turn to the case denied a treat?? you who work all day cone crazy? you who spend millions of euros in cheaper subscriptions paestra to chat with the duty so cool so cool or envying abdominal panic that seems to sit and rock climbed criuse Tom in Mission Impossible 2?? Come on, come on .... fix it 3 times a week and try to make a jealous fear, makes you burn lots of calories ... and then you deserve a treat! Ecchediamine!!
And so ... do not know what to choose .... lane of the dried sweet biscuits, snack foods (the moral is always the same, do you snack with swivel!), prepared for the Cameo cake type sub-contracts to the preparation Eminflex, since dele cakes are so soft that you can even sleep up .... And then the lane 16000000000 freezer with different types of ice cream, cookie trays with and without, three drowned multiple intercepted such as Carte d'Or, cones, pods and here .... the fucking ice cream on stick!! imagine a relative of the chicken that you eat on the fence .... come on, if you took the chicken that we can not buy ice cream ... otherwise send failed companies like the Miracle Blade III Giostile and perfect series, since you no longer use cutlery ...
And then there ... He's surrounded by white neon ... the bank of desserts handmade by skilled committed supermarket el ... A stain to puddings, pies with meringue, Saint Honoré .... and then she ... Sacher ... Well the choice seems obvious ... with an almost reverential fear wrap with feverish fingers, in an almost sensual the plastic box that contains those four ounces of sponge cake chocolate cut in two with a precision of Ninja and spread with apricot jam all covered by a curtain of chocolate, but I recommend it! Milk! that is good for bones and why dark chocolate is so amaaaaroooooo ....
And after a quick detour in the department of 'things that you buy once in a while' type coffee and flour, you head with sure-footed even if burdened by a hair trolley that now overflowing with food 'good, natural and healthy' (and if you do not believe me ask a doctor, I mean the cows were 1,000,000 hectares of pasture where they can run free and happy as butterflies, chickens are raised on the ground and you pause for a moment if your imagination fly toward the green fields where roam and hunt worms, fluttering free, because in your imagination, the chickens fly ... eccheccacchio, have wings!), however, you head with a firm step towards the shelves of the hippie full of tisanine, and that stuff made from soy ... In short, the jelly for the sick is not it? freatta and take in, without getting out too much, the tisanina based mauve which digest, because sometimes you know ... the heaviness of stomach, tisanina with fennel is draining, because you know, you are the thighs are a bit 'stretched ... will be water retention .... and of course the family Multicentrum barattolone format, with 17 thousand vitamins, because you know, vitamins and minerals never enough, even in a balanced diet ... You head to the checkout and, happy as a child when you are going to pay .... oh no! Now that you see them next to the cash, ask yourself how could you even think that your spending was complete without Mars, Lion, Kit Kat and Bounty, eccerto ... have a snack on, how many calories you will never have? 50? Up to 100! Have you eat a day and certainly not affect your line ... round .... but not round! are the bones that are great! At least eat a little bread for dinner and you're done .... do not worry .... Here's the case ... sure and garrulous paid the bill ... 175 Euri ... and ... really increased the stuff to eat ...

Well, you who I circumvented in supermarkets like locusts ... listening with strained ears that says Antonella Clerici, or Artusi ... dwell for a moment to think that your groceries are actually the result of the exploitation of millions of animals every day are killed maltrattai and to allow you fatten your ass and that your accounts do enrich multimazionali salty guy.
Reflect for a moment about what you do. Do you think in your stomach and intestines are rot-proof bodies of the poor animals ... what? eat the meat only a few times a week but you can not say no to cold cuts? because the sausage is it? made of flowers? not sure if he did not eat flowers because it is unlucky ....
Well ... if unfortunately you go have a look at these sites:
www.saicosamangi.info
www.vegansociety.org
www.forumetici.org
maybe you'll realize that not everything I write is crap ....
ragazzuoli Hello!
J.

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